ludwigs-boy-toy:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

I got that ^^^ too!!!!

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stardust-lace:

moodymrgemini:

feministfraxure:

mr-mundy:

schmogg:

tastytexan:

Giant Scary Fucker.

Pretty much me.

Shitty cis bitch.

Giant Fucking Bitch

doctor frickface scum

Doctor Tiger Fucker

lana del cis face

Super Yaoi Face. Hue hue. :3

(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain, via femurscourage)

ARG.

I dont know why, and if anyone can help that’d be super cool.
But my Tumblr app wont let me log into it! D:
ARG

Tags: app annoyed phone

farorescourage:

bolto:

incisorteeth:

bolto:

NOPE

NNNNNNNOPE

okay but let me tell you that we bought this as a gag gift for a het friend of mine, who promptly sprinkled that shit into her mouth and gave her fiance a blowjob

it went as awful as you can imagine, it’s literally off-brand pop-rocks. both of them got yeast infections, because apparently some of it went into his urethra

do not fucking put candy on your dick, don’t put sugar in your dick, don’t stick your sugar coated dick in someone and don’t buy this for your dumb ass het friends

IM HOWLING

more than just het people are complete fucking idiots, but im losing it this is hilarious

I seen this just today in Spencers. I was amazed. I bet the popping would hurt.

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pufflehuff:

viciousvoux:

iamaonegirlfreakshow:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

Ladybeastladybeastladybeast.

Oh…my…fucking…GOD!!!!

omg look at flounder and meeko!!!

Cruell and malificent omg pliz.

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turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?


WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

(Source: 4gifs, via femurscourage)

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

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ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

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kirono:

cassieisclose:

so I did a thing

I’m too lazy to actually draw a guide so this reblog for American followers 

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